Retirement Poems Verses Quotes

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Retirement Poems Verses Quotes

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An Oldie but a Goldie!

An Ode to Old Age

There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40.
That's a big fat lie.
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not:
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.
I smell of Vick's Vapo Rub, not Chanel #5;
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive.
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know,
But, what was I doing 10 minutes ago?
Well, you get the idea, what more can I say?
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day;
If my names there, I'll once again start -
perfecting the art of falling apart.

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Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

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You can say it with flowers
You can say it with wine
But to make her stinkin' sentimental
Say it with a Lincoln Continental.
Robert Byrne

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Always Remember This:
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing

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You can't turn back the clock
but you can wind it up again

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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and
perspired for an hour.
But,
by the time I got my leotards on,the class was over.

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Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

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You have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by.
Yes, but some of them are golden only because we let them
slip by.
James Matthew Barrie

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Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself,
'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.'
Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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Stand up and walk out of your history.
Phil McGraw

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Retirement Poems Verses Quotes