Funny Valentine Poems

For those who can't be romantic with a straight face then Funny Valentine Poems is the way for you. These are short, funny, cute but will still reach the heart as well as saying what you want to. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.



funny valentine poems

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Plenty of love
tons of kisses
hope someday
to be your Mrs

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Without Love days are
Sadday,
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shatterday... so be in Love everyday...

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A: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
B: Because it's all heart.

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand,
hand, hand?

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Happy Valentine's Day
...and now I'm going to say something
that will make you feel ecstatic...
You have a chocolate deficiency.

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Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

Never close your lips to those whom you have opened your heart.
Charles Dickens

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Love is a perfume you cannot pour onto others without
getting a few drops on yourself.

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Some women don't need flowers,
candy, or candlelight dinners
on Valentine's Day.
Please be advised that
I am not one of them.

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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

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Timeless Valentine

As time goes by from year to year,
One thing is surely true, my dear.
Though decades come and decades go,
Just seeing you, sets me aglow.

Time shifts my body, I start to sag,
When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag.
My joints all ache, I can hardly move,
Still a smile from you, and I'm in the groove.

Getting older can be a pain,
But with you along, I can't complain.
Despite the things that we go through,
I know I'll never stop loving you.

Your loving heart turns life to play,
As we laugh at time from day to day.
So I write this poem, and I'll hang my sign,
Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."

Author Unknown


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