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Funny Rude Birthday Poems for Friends

Funny rude birthday poems for friends
Are very hard to find
And they're even harder to write
So I hope you don't mind
If I don't bother my ass
And just let things be
So no poem for you buddy
Coz you wouldn't do it for me

Try to enjoy today's stop on the aging journey

©  B P & Q

You and I are friends
You smile, I smile
You hurt, I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off a bridge
And I'll miss your emails

But I didn't miss your birthday today, good buddy

©  B P & Q

I set myself a challenge
For your birthday today
To write a funny rude poem
But I couldn't find the way

So I blow you a metaphorical raspberry
And put two fingers up to you
This is both funny and rude
And will just have to do

Enjoy, good buddy

Jon Bratton © 2016

©  B P & Q

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me sexy
What happened to you?
Happy Birthday, good buddy

©  B P & Q

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This joke's overused
Your sister is too

©  B P & Q

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Meet me at Specsavers
For a right seeing to

©  B P & Q

Not so rude poems
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. 
If you need help I won’t question why
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. 
I'll be your shoulder if you want to cry 
But anytime it’s just a friend you need
Then my friend, I'll just be me. 

©  B P & Q

A friend who is a real gem
You can call up at 4am
But it wouldn’t be right
To do it every night

©  B P & Q


Get some cake, 
it's birthday time.

Today's your day,
make it shine!


Happy Birthday, my friend

©  B P & Q




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Funny Rude Birthday Poems for Friends

"Then put back"

©  B P & Q

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Poems are Hard
to finish

©  B P & Q

I hope today you're feeling bright,
And your heart is happy too,
And that this card comes to say
Happy birthday, you.

©  B P & Q

Strawberries are red,
Blueberries are blue,
Today is your birthday,
I'm thinking of you.

©  B P & Q

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,
If you are my friend, please answer me this:
Are we friends, or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.

But I didn't forget your birthday

©  B P & Q

For your birthday today I searched for a maxim
And here's one to a T that I've spotted
Be full of the milk of human kindness
But occasionally, let it get clotted

©  B P & Q

Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body....
...but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 
WOW-- What a Ride!
Happy Birthday Skidder

©  B P & Q

If I could write a poem.
I would tell you lots of things.
Of love and happiness.
and the fun your friendship brings

But I can't write a poem
Good enough for you
So this pile of crap
Will just have to do

Have a great birthday, friend

©  B P & Q

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