Funny Birthday Sayings

This Funny Birthday Sayings web page has a bunch of free to use humorous messages and phrases on the subject of birthdays suitable for birthday card messages or text messages







You're older.
You're wiser.
You're sophisticated.
You're far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.

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At your age your birthday cake will look like a prairie fire.

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On your birthday consider this.
Often it is fatal to live too long.

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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.

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You are in your own little world but it's okay they know you here. Happy Birthday

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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

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A thought for your birthday. There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

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Happy Birthday and remember, as the Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair

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Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

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