Funny Birthday Poems Verses quotes

This page brings you the best short funny birthday poems wish,wishes, poem verses, quotes, messages, wordings, sayings, text and greetings for and to mom, mum and dad, parents, spouses, husband or wife or to friends, grandma or nan and grandad, brothers, sisters , from children, grandchildren, friend, mothers or daughters. These funny birthday greetings, verses or quotes are suitable for greetings cards and scrapbooking pages and can be used for first birthday, second birthday, becoming a new teenager on your 13th birthday, sweet sixteen (16th birthday ) 18th, 21st, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th, 100th and all other birthday ages

Just because you're (age),
Don't despair, oh no
Overnight you won't discover
You've lost your get up and go.
Nor will you become all wrinkled,
Nor ache from head to toe.
So even though you're ripening
Don't regard it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look decrepid ....

...Cos that happened long ago!!

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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

funny birthday poems

I wouldn't
say that
you're old...
...you've just been
young longer
than most of us.

Happy Birthday

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It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!

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It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little
older......I think of you as a lot older.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY,so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.

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Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.- C.E.M. Joad

Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty. -- James Thurber.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip

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