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Funny Birthday Poems

A fairly happy birthday you are wished

You’ll already have got my drift

Just like last year and indeed before

This is a wish devoid of gift


Jon Bratton © 2005

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Try not to blubber at the number on your cards

Don’t weep when happy birthday is sung

Think of many, many years ago

Happier times when you were young


Jon Bratton © 2005

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I believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy

They have often visited me

What I don’t, however, at all believe

Is the age you claim to be

Jon Bratton © 2005

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You’re the man who has everything

That’s what your wife says

You’ve had a lot of generous friends 

And innumerable birthdays



Jon Bratton © 2005

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At your age you like quiet birthdays
Not wanting a lot of fuss
I wouldn't say that you're old...but
...You've been young longer than us.

Jon Bratton © 2005

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That you've been a long time on the planet
Is very easy to see
It used to be wine, women and song...
Now it's beer, the wife and TV

Jon Bratton © 2005

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You're older, wiser and sophisticated
You always get my drifts
And you're too mature to be concerned
With material things, like gifts

Jon Bratton © 2005

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On your birthday, enjoy
The happy birthday song
 But also consider this
It can be fatal to live too long.

Jon Bratton © 2005

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Just because you're (age),
Don't despair, oh no
Overnight you won't discover
You've lost your get up and go.
Nor will you become all wrinkled,
Nor ache from head to toe.
So even though you're ripening
Don't regard it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look decrepid ....

...Cos that happened long ago!!

©  B P & Q

Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out.

©  B P & Q

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When I was in my younger days
I weighed a few pounds less
I needn't hold my tummy in
to wear a belted dress.

But now that I am older
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be

Inventor of high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I used to wear a six
Now I wear a seven

And how about those pantyhose-
They’re sized by weight, you see
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?

I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller
And it wasn’t very long ago
I know that I was taller

Though my hair has turned to grey
And my skin no longer fits
On the inside, I’m the same old me
Just the outside’s changed a bit

By author unknown

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It's your birthday,but I don't think of you as a little
older......I think of you as a lot older.

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You're having a BIRTHDAY, so don't just sit there...
...Do something OLD.

©  B P & Q

You should really celebrate on your birthday.
Take TWO naps today.

©  B P & Q

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty.
James Thurber.

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip

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At your age your birthday cake will look like a prairie fire.

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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.

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You are in your own little world but it's okay they know you here. Happy Birthday

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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

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A thought for your birthday. There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

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Happy Birthday and remember, as the Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair

©  B P & Q

Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

©  B P & Q


Here is a sample poem for First Birthdays:-

A One-year-old child is so many things --
A tiny discoverer of butterfly wings,
A hugger of Teddies,
A sweet sleepyhead,
And someone to dream for in bright years ahead...

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1st Birthday Poems

Here is a sample 16th Birthday Poem:-

One turns sixteen only once
so celebrate in style;
invite friends, have fun and party
enjoy your birthday for a while.
BUT
Just remember that all that make-up and paint
Makes young ladies look what they ain't
Have a very Happy Birthday

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Sweet 16 Birthday Poems

Here is a sample 18th Birthday Poem:-

Let's celebrate your birthday.
Let's drink 'til we fall over.
Let's try not to think about
Tomorrow's big hangover.

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18th Birthday Messages

Here is a sample 21st Birthday Poem:-

May the days that lie ahead
Be filled with gladness too
For there just couldn't be anyone
Who deserves it more than you.
Congratulations

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21st Birthday Poems

Special Birthday Verses Poems Quotes
Are the birthdays ending in O's
From Three-0 to the big Nine-0
Some in rhyme and some in prose

Jon Bratton 2004

Here is a sample 30th Birthday Greeting:-

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.- Bette Midler.

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30th Birthday Poems

Here is a sample 40th Birthday Poem :-

Just because you're 40,
Don't despair, oh no
Overnight you won't discover
You've lost your get up and go.

Nor will you become all wrinkled,
Nor ache from head to toe.
So even though you're ripening
Don't regard it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look decrepit ....

...Cos that happened long ago!!

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Free 40th Birthday Poems

Here is a sample 40th Birthday Rhyme:-

You know when you’re getting very old
You and your teeth don't sleep together
Your back goes out but you stay home
On account of the unsuitable weather
 

Here is a sample 50th Birthday Poem:-

Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this year
but...
...she's happy to know you're halfway there!

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50th Birthday Poems

Here is a sample Funny 50th Birthday Poem:-

The big 50, oh goodness me

your over the hill that's plain to see

on the slippery slope, sliding to the pension

oh my god, I can feel the tension

holding back the years can't be done

so just forget it, and have some fun

By Margmax 2010
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Here is a sample for 60th Birthday one liners:-

You know when you’re getting very old when
When on vacation your energy
Runs out before your money
When you badly knock your elbow
And your bone’s no longer funny


Here is a sample of 60th Birthday rhyme:-

Now that you've turned 60
You're stunning, well-coiffed and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

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60th Birthday Rhymes

Here is a sample of 80th Birthday Poems

You’re so special in so many ways,
You’re caring and you’re kind,
a grandma who’s more wonderful
would be difficult to find.
And now that it’s your birthday,
This comes especially to say,
You’re loved and thought the
Whole world of- today and every day

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80th Birthday Poems

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