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Funny Birthday Poems 70th
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful,
kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to
triumph over old age.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD BUGGER!
Thomas Bailey Aldrich

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A JOKE FOR PENSIONERS

After retiring, I went to the Social Security
office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's License to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left
my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and
come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application ..

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about
my experience at the Social Security office...

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability, too.'

©  B P & Q

Maybe some are wicked with cheeky thrown in but they are Funny Birthday Poems 70th for the friend, mum, dad or co-worker to celebrate their 3 score years and 10. The new 50 is exciting, challenging and rewarding. These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life,
for which the first was made.
Robert Browning

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A golfer’s diet: live on greens as much as possible.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Lets face it , you weren't that good to start with

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Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life
all the choicest of things and all that your heart
holds dear!
Have A Fun- Filled Day.

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Inside every older person is a younger person
wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

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More Funny Birthday Poems 70th

How to annoy young people
Get in car, turn the indicator on
Leave it on for 50 miles
And the notice you take of all the gesticulations?
None!

©  B P & Q

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be
born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen
Mark Twain…
Obviously he didn’t see that movie where Brad Pitt gets younger in a reverse order.

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Funny how you feel so comfortable in your own skin
when you reach the 3 score years and 10
The only problem with so called wearing it in
is now my sex life is saying "Amen"

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Age doesn't matter, unless your cheese.
John Paul Getty

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First, you were a good boy,
Then, you became a nice kid,
You were then a great guy,
Later, you grew up to be a fine man,
Now, you're just a 70 year old fart

Keep going, you're on a roll
In no time at all, you'll make it to asshole 

©  B P & Q

Funny Birthday Poems 70th

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