Funny Birthday Messages

Funny Birthday Messages is the web page that brings you humorous quotes and sayings about the celebration of a birthday suitable for inclusion in a birthday card, text message, speech or a scrapbooking page











To the nation's best kept secret
your true age.
Happy Birthday

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It takes a long time to grow an old friend

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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

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Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death
Particularly today
Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday from your considerably younger friend.

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Many happy returns of the day of your birth
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
Happy Birthday

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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

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Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.
Author Unknown

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All of us are joining in to say, that May the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!
Author Unknown

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If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Author Unknown

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I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Author Unknown

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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