Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes brings you sayings, messages and cheeky phrases suitable to roast a 50 year old friend in a birthday card, speech or text message on the occasion of his/her reaching the big Five-O







Get up each morning and dust off your wits,
Then pick up the paper and read the o-bits.
If your name isn't there, then you know you're not dead.
Eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

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Age--that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.

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It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen
Brigitte Bardot said that
I say Happy Birthday and stay out the sun.
You're ripe enough already

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I expect getting to your age has its advantages. I expect you can no longer read the bathroom scale

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I expect at your age everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Am I right?
Happy 50th birthday

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At your age you should start being kind to your kids.
It'll not be long before they're choosing your nursing home

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I expect at your age now you think that it's such a nice change from being young
Happy 50th.

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