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You don't stop laughing
Because you grow old.
You grow old
Because you stop laughing, I'm told
Keep laughing thro to your 60th

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Over the hill?
What hill?
I didn't see a hill

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Fifty is Five
Perfect Tens

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Get up each morning and dust off your wits
Then pick up the paper and read the o-bits.
If your name isn't there, then you know you're not dead.
Eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.

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I’m like a backward berry
Unripened on the vine
For all my friends are fifty
And I’m only forty-nine.
Ogden Nash

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Looking pretty nifty
At 50

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Age--that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.

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It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen
Brigitte Bardot said that
I say Happy Birthday and stay out the sun.
You're ripe enough already

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Keep Calm
You're Only 50

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I expect getting to your age has its advantages. I expect you can no longer read the bathroom scale

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I expect at your age everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Am I right?
Happy 50th birthday

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50
Aged to Perfection

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At your age you should start being kind to your kids.
It'll not be long before they're choosing your nursing home

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I expect at your age now you think that it's such a nice change from being young
Happy 50th.

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50?
Demand a Recount

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Now that you've turned 50
You're stunning, well-coiffed and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

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In Roman numerals you're now L
So... excel yourself, and go
Embrace the coming years like 'L
Happy Birthday on the big Five-O

Jon Bratton 2010

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On the positive, you're now a psychic
And you look sexier, and how
And as a Wiser Older Women
You're definitely now a WOW !

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The big 50, oh goodness me

You're over the hill that's plain to see

On the slippery slope, sliding to the pension

Oh my god, I can feel the tension

Holding back the years can't be done

So just forget it, and have some fun

By Margmax 2010

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Thanks to gravity the boobs are heading south,
You could lose 50 lbs in weight
New wrinkles appear on your forehead
At what seems an alarming rate

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You’ve started to decompose

But that’s how life goes


So what if hair grows


On toes and up nose


And elsewhere I’ve chose


 Not to disclose


Just depilate and party late


 And have a happy Birthday, mate


Jon Bratton 2012

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I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me.
Janet Periat

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Expressing yourself honestly and forthrightly
Is a good thing that you've learnt
On the negative side, you're sagging and wrinkling
In places you wish you weren't

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In Roman numerals you're now L
So... excel yourself, and go
Embrace the coming years like 'L
Happy Birthday on the big Five-O

Jon Bratton 2010

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A man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty. Then he’s a damn fool if he doesn’t.
William Faulkner

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
Sir Norman Wisdom

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Reverend Larry Lorenzoni

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