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Free Birthday Sayings Section 1

One more year of existence down the drain.
Happy Birthday!

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Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar…….. Yung No Mo

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On your birthday, do you know why we put candles on top of a cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom

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I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright

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At your age you probably feel like a newborn baby.
No hair, no teeth, and occasionally wetting your pants. Happy Birthday

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Happy Birthday

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Today on your birthday count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

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May you live to be old and toothless.

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Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

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Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Thomas Fuller

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar

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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Voltaire

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Congratulations to you, my friend,
Birthday wishes, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

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Birthday cards are all the same
That just seems an awful shame
But this one's different from the start
Since it traveled to you from my heart.

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have God's best in everything.

Wishing you a Happy Birthday

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On your birthday,
I would like to give you some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.

Happy Birthday

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The museum curator called today
And spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of dedicated scientists
To carbon date your bones
Happy Birthday

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison said that
Give the piece a chance
John Lennon said that, I think
Happy Birthday Cake

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It’s always nice to wish the best
to someone who really is!
Author unknown

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I know I wished you this before
But every year I wish it more
Happy Birthday
Author unknown

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I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits."
If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed..
Author unknown

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

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Two tips on your birthday:
Forget the past, you can't change it.
Forget the present, I didn't get you one.

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May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

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Don't count the years, count the blessings.

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Older people are revered and respected in some cultures. Have a fantastic birthday, oh magnificent one

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Another year older, none the wiser.

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

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Age is just a number pick one you like and stick to it

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Birthdays come, birthdays go far to quickly

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Hope this birthday is better than any other but... if it is then the following birthday will have a lot to live up to

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Wishing you a birthday that is just the best from the rising to the setting of the sun

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Hope this birthday proves to be the best darn birthday you ever did see

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A little birdie told me it was your birthday so shoot the little blighter

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Have you stopped counting yet or are you having another birthday?

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Reminded of your birthday when I lit the stove because your candles today will make some heat

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I'm not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.

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Another year, another new place that aches.

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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"

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Consider this today
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
Have a good 'un ....birthday, I mean

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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
Happy Birthday!

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May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

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Free Birthday Sayings Section 3

A fool at forty is a fool forever.
That explains a lot!

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You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Hence no present.Ha! Ha!

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  More free birthday sayings and quips, usually infamous, sometimes famous, most often just plain amusing then here they  are. They are adaptable and will help inspire your own words, They are also free for you to use for non commercial purpose.


I like you.
People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory. 
Ingrid Bergman

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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm.
Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir

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The toff cuffs as he ploffs the duff
sorry
The Tough coughs as he ploughs the dough

Have a grate Berth day

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May you live as long as you want to,
and want to as long as you live. 

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The only type of six-pack you're ever going to have
now is from the liquor store.

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What should I say?
It's your birthday
Have a good lay?
Nay
Enjoy breakfast on a tray?
Nay
Have fun your way?
Yeaay!

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However old you are
That's the new 30

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Happy Anniversary
Of your 29th Birthday

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Happy Birthday from your most useful friend
(Except alcohol)

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At least you're not as old as you will be next year

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As I said to the friend I drank last night
You age well

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Birthday are like boogers
The more you have
The more difficult to breathe

Are you finding that, today?

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You're not getting old
You're getting better

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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous 
energy merely to be normal
You must be knackered
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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I don't feel old.
I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap. 
Bob Hope

You do feel old
Bob No-hope 

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty .. 
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, 
or spread out. 
Phyllis Diller 

Not your problem
Yet!

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I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. 
Brendan Behan
You trying to copy him?

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Have a son of a gun
Fun day

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Age is a number
And yours is unlisted

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Free Birthday Sayings Section 4

Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were
still in your thirties.

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Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do -
but the way you are doing it seems more fun.

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can’t live
long enough to make them all yourself.
So! My advice-never divulge your age!
Happy Birthday!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Well, you are another year older and you haven't changed a bit. You're still so very imperfect.
Happy Birthday, flawed one.

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I'm sending you a very nice birthday surprise
I know you'll just die laughing

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I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
Bruce Lansky

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You have to get older,
But you don't have to grow up.
And you haven't

Have a wonderful, completely irresponsible birthday

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The gift for you, I pondered thus
Was a ginormous hippopotamus
So you and I could ride
Astride
His hippo hide
While sitting on our bottomus
And, perhaps,
Since you've got him,
I Should get one too....
Two ...hippopotami
Or we could just do it.. ..
like normal peopleli

Adapted by Jon Bratton

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If you were Jesus
Today would be Christmas
But you're not and it isn't

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You can't help getting older
But you can choose not to get wise
On that score you're doing brilliant
This, to you, is my birthday surprise

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Today is a good day
To lick the frosting off a cupcake
Then enjoy the resultant muffin
For your health's sake

Have a wonderful birthday
You health freak, you

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I've been that age.
I've done that age.
It is fun.
Enjoy!

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To the nation's best kept secret
your true age.
Happy Birthday

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It takes a long time to grow an old friend

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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

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Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death
Particularly today
Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday from your considerably younger friend.

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Many happy returns of the day of your birth
Many blessings to brighten your pathway on earth
Many friendships to cheer and provoke you to mirth
Many feastings and frolics to add to your girth.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
Happy Birthday

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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
Abraham Lincoln

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Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.
Author Unknown

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All of us are joining in to say, that May the year which your birthday begins, brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!
Author Unknown

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If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Author Unknown

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I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Author Unknown

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny

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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert Orben

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Congratulations to you, my friend,
Birthday wishes, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

©  B P & Q

Birthday cards are all the same
That just seems an awful shame
But this one's different from the start
Since it traveled to you from my heart.

©  B P & Q

You're older.
You're wiser.
You're sophisticated.
You're far too mature to be concerned with material things, like presents.

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At your age your birthday cake will look like a prairie fire.

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On your birthday consider this.
Often it is fatal to live too long.

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There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.

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You are in your own little world but it's okay they know you here. Happy Birthday

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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

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A thought for your birthday. There are 3 kinds of people in the world…those who can count and those who can’t.

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Happy Birthday and remember, as the Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair

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Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have God's best in everything.

Wishing you a Happy Birthday

©  B P & Q

On your birthday,
I would like to give you some words of wisdom
Smile while you still have teeth.

Happy Birthday

©  B P & Q

The museum curator called today
And spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of dedicated scientists
To carbon date your bones
Happy Birthday

©  B P & Q

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison said that
Give the piece a chance
John Lennon said that, I think
Happy Birthday Cake

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It’s always nice to wish the best
to someone who really is!
Author unknown

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Today on your birthday remember. You can't have everything....where would you put it?

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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose
May an elephant caress you with his toes
Happy Birthday

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Happy Birthday and remember: Even if you are on the right track, you'll still get run over if you just sit there.

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May this birthday not be your last!

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You think you're special just because its your birthday today
No way
You’re special every day!

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Every birthday with you is a piece of cake

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Author Unknown

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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Author Unknown

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Author Unknown

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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
Author Unknown

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Ogden Nash

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Author Unknown

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Bob Hope

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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
Jennifer Yane

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

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Some doctor on the telly this morning said that
the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see things I'd started and hadn't
finished and, before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of
shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka,
a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic
and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a
box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
So im sen dis to yu fee ur birfday an ur inr pece

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For attractive lips,

Speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes,

Seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure,

Share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair,

Let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.

For poise,

Walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.

People, even more than things,

Have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed,

And redeemed; never throw out anyone.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand,

You will find one at the end of each of your arms.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;

One for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
Audrey Hepburn

All of these will make your birthday absolutely perfect!
HAVE A GOOD ONE!

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Unique Birthday Wishes

On this special day, your birthday
May all your dreams come true
May you be cherished and lavished and truly spoiled
With pressies...and chocolates too

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Birthday Contemplations for a 49th birthday

Oooh- 49 today I hear
brings the 50 very nearSo embrace the 50's as the 40's fade
Margmax

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Keep learning: Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain
get idle. An idle mind is the devil's workshop.
And the devil's name is Alzheimers!
What's your name again and what was I saying?
Oh yes "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

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Act like a child on your birthday, demand expensive gifts, big cake, a bigger party and lots of friends. Celebrate it like your rebirth day and start new life again
Author Unknown

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I know I wished you this before
But every year I wish it more
Happy Birthday
Author unknown

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I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
Then pick up the paper and read the "o-bits."
If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed..
Author unknown

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow
older, it will avoid you.
Winston Churchill
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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While one finds company in himself and his pursuits,
he cannot feel old, no matter what his years may be.
Amos Bronson Alcott

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The idea is to die young as late as possible.
Ashley Montagu
You are doing GOOD!

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In a dream you are never eighty.
Anne Sexton

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First of all the twinkling stars vibrated,
but remained motionless in space,
then all the celestial globes were united into
one series of movements.
Firmament and planets both disappeared,
but the mighty breath which gives life to all things
and in which all is bound up remained.
Vincent Van Gogh
and may it remain bound up in you for a long time yet!

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"Hope I die before I get old," sang 21-year-old Roger
Daltrey in 1965—and 43 years later, he's still singing it.
Rock 'n' roll has always been invested in a Byronic cult
of blazing youth and beautiful corpses.
But as tyros have turned into reunion-tour warhorses,
rockers have had to come to terms with the ironies—and
the indignities and the glories—of old age.

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Too old to die young
Billy Connolly

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