Free Birthday Sayings

Free Birthday Sayings brings you material in the form of messages, quotes, phrases on the subject of birthdays suitable for including in a birthday card or a text message



One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!

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Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar…….. Yung No Mo

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On your birthday, do you know why we put candles on top of a cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom

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I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright

At your age you probably feel like a newborn baby.
No hair, no teeth, and occasionally wetting your pants. Happy Birthday

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If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Happy Birthday

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Today on your birthday count your blessings, not your wrinkles.

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May you live to be old and toothless.

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Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Thomas Fuller

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison

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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar

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God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Voltaire


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