Birthday Wishes Quotes

For some more Birthday Wishes Quotes usually infamous, sometimes famous, most often just plain amusing then here they are. They are adaptable and will help inspire your own words, They are also free for you to use for non commercial purpose.



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A fool at forty is a fool forever.
That explains a lot!

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You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Hence no present.Ha! Ha!

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I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Ingrid Bergman

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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm.
Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
Golda Meir

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May you live as long as you want to,
and want to as long as you live.

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The only type of six-pack you're ever going to have
now is from the liquor store.

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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous
energy merely to be normal
You must be knackered
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope

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Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ..
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out,
or spread out.
Phyllis Diller

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I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
You trying to copy him?

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