Birthday Wishes Funny

These Birthday Wishes Funny are for your amusement and will help you express your message, maybe a quotation, an expression, sentiment or sayings,and phrases relating to family and friends on their birthday. These are free for you to use in greeting cards, on scrapbooking pages, in speeches, on gift tags, in sms messages all for non commercial purposes. Please call again.


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Recycle. Celebrate last year’s birthday - you were
still in your thirties.

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Growing old with dignity is a classy thing to do -
but the way you are doing it seems more fun.

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can’t live
long enough to make them all yourself.
So! My advice-never divulge your age!
Happy Birthday!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stop complaining...
I am older than you!!

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You may complain you're getting older
But the alternative is worse
Eating birthday cake is much preferred
To riding in a hearse

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Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
Bruce Lansky

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The gift for you, I pondered thus
Was a ginormous hippopotamus
So you and I could ride
Astride
His hippo hide
While sitting on our bottomus
And, perhaps,
Since you've got him,
I Should get one too....
Two ...hippopotami
Or we could just do it.. ..
like normal peopleli
Adapted by Jon Bratton

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