80th Birthday Poems

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80th Birthday Poems

You’re so special in so many ways,
You’re caring and you’re kind,
a grandma who’s more wonderful
would be difficult to find.
And now that it’s your birthday,
This comes especially to say,
You’re loved and thought the
Whole world of- today and every day

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Getting older some women take a tonic-
I just have the gin

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The Senility Prayer

God grant me the senility
to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to run into the people I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

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Don't think of it as getting older, think of it
as becoming a classic.

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You're entering the "metallic years"...And lead in your bottom

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I can still enjoy sex at 84 - I live at 85,
so it's no distance.

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80th Birthday Poems

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible
out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway,
he floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through
what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying
pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his
rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the
elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130 then
140mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing?
I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the police car to
catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up
the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and
said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday
and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me
a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before,I'll let you go."

The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman.
I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman

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LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU!

HAVE A FANTASTIC BIRTHDAY!

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