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60th Birthday Rhymes
First, you were a good boy,
Then, you became a nice kid,
You were then a great guy,
Later, you grew up to be a fine man,
Now, you're just a 60 year old fart

Keep going, you're on a roll
In no time at all, you'll make it to asshole 

Happy 60th, good buddy
From a fellow trainee asshole

 ©  B P & Q

At your age, the big Six-O, you've seen it all...
Heard it all...did it all..your way
You just can't remember...any of it,
But never mind, eh? Happy 60th today
 

©  B P & Q

Now you've reached the big six O
Don't bemoan your thinning hair
Don't think of refreshing your wardrobe
You now suit the clothes you wear

Don't moderate your language
Seek deliberately to cause outrage
Think awkward, and be it
It's time to act your age
 

 ©  B P & Q

You're entering the "metallic years"...
Silver in your hair,
gold in your teeth
And lead in your bottom
 

©  B P & Q




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60th Birthday Rhymes

"Make that...the wrapping paper is the gift I picked out"

60th Birthday Rhymes For a Woman 

Now that you've turned 60
You're stunning, well-coiffed and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

©  B P & Q

Just as you were getting the hang of it
You've started to lose interest in sex
And your arms have suddenly become too short
To read, without your specs

©  B P & Q

In Roman numerals you're now LX
So... excel yourself, and go
In the coming decade may Life be Xcellent
Happy Birthday on the big Six-0

Jon Bratton 2010

©  B P & Q
60th Birthday Rhymes For a Man 

On your 60th birthday,(Rob) remember
Although you'll have a raging thirst 
It's unwise to drink wine on an empty stomach
So have a few beers first!

Happy 60th Birthday

©  B P & Q

(Rob) you've reached 60 and become
Sophisticated, suave and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

Try to rally today
And enjoy your 60th

©  B P & Q

Late night drinking now is a thing of the past
Memory and hearing loss have already come
Your confidence, over the years, has grown
But so, too, has your bum and tum

Jon Bratton 2010

©  B P & Q

Well you’ve reached the age of 60
So all I need to say
Is buy an enormous handbag
You’ll need it from today

Bus pass, false teeth, glasses
And your pension
But make a list as you’ll soon 
Lose your power of retention
 

You have reached that certain age
Where it’s acceptable to be 
Grumpy and complaining
About everything you see
 

So get your zimmer ready
There are ankles to assault
And practise your sweet smile
As you tell them its their fault

©  B P & Q

The Angels are all smiling
Down from Heaven today
For you were joyfully born
60 years ago this very day.

Happy 60th Birthday

©  B P & Q

We only have one birthday,
The day we came onto the Earth
The rest are celebrations
And you've had fifty nine since your birth

Enjoy your 60th celebration 
better than ever before

Jon Bratton 2008

©  B P & Q

Congrats on reaching Sixty
The pharmacist’s now your best friend
Your slow driving drives all others
Completely round the bend

Yes, you've become an old fart
But you have a special place in my heart

Party hearty

©  B P & Q

Your body knows you've reached 60
You have rapidly fading eyes
And already your supply of brain cells
Is down to a manageable size

Never mind, burn a bunch more out
As you party hearty

60th Birthday Rhymes

You've reached 60 but look on the bright side
Things you buy now won't wear out
"Come upstairs and make love" the wife cries
“I can't do both!" you’ve been heard to shout

It'll be harder and harder for sex..
..ual harassment charges to stick
Well, you’re old enough to remember
When the Dead Sea was merely sick.

Happy 60th Birthday

©  B P & Q


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