60th Birthday Rhymes

60th Birthday Rhymes is the place for poems and verses on the subject of the celebration of the big Six-0 birthday suitable for a card or a speech or roast. These are free to use for non commercial. Not for publishing purposes, except with permission of the author and a link to his website











60th Birthday Rhymes For a Woman

Now that you've turned 60
You're stunning, well-coiffed and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

Thanks to gravity the boobs are heading south,
You could lose 50 lbs in weight
New wrinkles are appearing everywhere
At what seems an alarming rate

On the positive side, you're now psychic
And you look sexier, and how
And as a Wiser Older Women
You're definitely now a WOW !

Expressing yourself honestly and forthrightly
Is a good thing that you've learnt
On the negative side, you're sagging and wrinkling
In places you wish you weren't

Fertility is a thing of the past
Memory and hearing loss will soon come
Your confidence, over the years, has grown
But so, too, has your bum and tum

Just as you were getting the hang of it
You've started to lose interest in sex
And your arms have suddenly become too short
To read, without your specs

All day hectic shopping trips
Are no longer your idea of fun
Indeed, shopping is now a tedious chore
That simply has to be done

But, in Roman numerals you're now LX
So... excel yourself, and go
In the coming decade may Life be Xcellent
Happy Birthday on the big Six-0

Jon Bratton 2010



60th Birthday Rhymes For a Man

Now that you've turned 60
You're sophisticated, suave and smart
On the negative side, there's definite signs
That you're slowly falling apart

Thanks to beer your belly is pregnant ,
You could lose 50 lbs in weight
New wrinkles are appearing everywhere
At what seems an alarming rate

Expressing yourself honestly and forthrightly
Is a good thing that you've learnt
On the negative side, you're sagging and wrinkling
In places you wish you weren't

Late night drinking now is a thing of the past
Memory and hearing loss will soon come
Your confidence, over the years, has grown
But so, too, has your bum and tum

Just as you were getting the hang of it
You've started to lose interest in sex
And your arms have suddenly become too short
To read, without your specs

But, in Roman numerals you're now LX
So... excel yourself, and go
In the coming decade may Life be Xcellent
Happy Birthday on the big Six-0

Jon Bratton 2010


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