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You still have a healthy sex drive
Your lips, always close to being pursed
But sex over 50 can be dangerous
So always stop the car first

Have a wonderful 50th Birthday

Jon Bratton © 2013


Her Majesty isn't sending you a telegram this year
...she's happy to know you're halfway there!


Just because you're 50,
Don't despair, oh no
Overnight you won't discover
You've lost your get up and go.
Nor will you become all wrinkled,
Nor ache from head to toe.
So even though you're ripening
Don't regard it as a blow,
You won't suddenly look decrepit ...
. ...Cos that happened long ago!!


Heartiest congratulations (Bill) (husband), dear 
On reaching the big Five-O
You've been a dynamic whirlwind all your life
But now you're running slow

To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion
You'll have to choose which it's to be"

You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo

As for the fact you're thinning
That's hardly fair
You're not folically challenged
You've just outgrown your hair

Lots of folk have 40 winks
That's a natural response
You do that and read the paper
While watching telly, all at once

So it's OK for you to slow down
You're getting older, after all
It's time for you to invest in a pipe
Some slippers and a shawl

The clues that you're getting old
Are there (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do

You've entered your 60th decade
But you look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame

We've been together since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
The fire is still within us
We just call it heartburn now

Now you've reached this old old age
Don't start to dye your hair
Don't think of having face lifts
And don't change the clothes you wear

Don't modify your language
Don't rebel and cause outrage
Decide to do the decent thing
Just lie about your age

Anyway you're not at all like a 50 year old
And I mean what I say
Mind you, being a (Jim Reeves) fan
Is a dead giveaway

Enough of all these insults
I do hope you realise
How highly you’re respected
How kind you are, and wise

God bless you on your birthday
Let the celebrations start
Enjoy life’s oh so precious gifts
And remain young at heart.

For age is just a state of mind
And life can be such fun
And you still know how to party
As much as anyone

So let's make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I'll be there to help you
Ensure it's a wonderful day

The love of friends and family
Will be with you today
So enjoy the many wishes
Which are bound to come your way

Let your 50th Birthday
Be the best one of your life ...so far..
This comes with love from (Name)
Your best friend and wife

JB c 2006

50th Birthday Poems Quotes
50th birthday is a milestone and represents the passing of a 'getting old' threshold. 50th birthday poems, verses are often longer, more personalised and may even take the form of a speech/eulogy or scroll. People seek funny poems for a 50th birthday and often describe them as rhymes, poetry, verse, odes, limericks, wishes, verses, sayings, quotes

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.

Joan Rivers

At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.-

George Orwell

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.-

Muhammad Ali

You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.-

Henry Ford 

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