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40th Birthday Rhymes



Welcome to 40th Birthday Rhymes. Each four line rhyme can be used individually or combined as shown here to form a toast, speech or certificate. It's basically a bunch of getting old jokes joined together in rhyme but it does mean that it can apply to everyone. It's what we all have in common...we get older. It is by the prolific internet rhymster Jon Bratton who authorised its inclusion in exchange for a link


Fabulous 40th Birthday Sayings


You know when you’re getting very old
You and your teeth don't sleep together
Your back goes out but you stay home
On account of the unsuitable weather

When happy hour is a nap
And it takes two tries to get out of the chair
When you sink your teeth into a steak
And your teeth just stay there.

When on vacation your energy
Runs out before your money
When you badly knock your elbow
And your bone’s no longer funny

When compliments you give are few
And complaints you make are many
When your socks appear somewhat wrinkled
And you aren’t wearing any

40th Birthday Rhymes to stand alone or combined to form a speech

When what doesn't hurt, doesn't work
And the pharmacist’s your best friend
When your slow driving drives all others
Completely round the bend

When you look for ages for your glasses
And they’re there on the top of your head
And when you always read the obits
Before getting out of bed

Now I know you’ve just turned 40
So not much of this, of you, is true
And fair enough you’re not yet over the hill
But the hilltop’s now in view

Or it would be, if you got some specs
For your rapidly fading eyes
Already your supply of brain cells
Is down to a manageable size.





40th Birthday Rhymes to stand alone or combined to form a speech

But hey look on the bright side
Things you buy now won't wear out
"Come upstairs and make love" the wife cries
“I can't do both!" you’ve been heard to shout

It'll be harder and harder for sex..
..ual harassment charges to stick
Well, you’re old enough to remember
When the Dead Sea was merely sick.

When you're not eating cereal
You can still hear snap, crackle, pop
When you’ve just put on your running shoes
You feel the need to stop

You already get breathless
Walking down a flight of stairs.
And you feel like the morning after,
When you haven't been anywheres

40th Birthday Rhymes to stand alone or combined to form a speech

Your nose and ears have more hair
Than what’s on your head
You go check about your dodgy memory
Then forget what the doctor said

You’re beginning to like accordion music
And grow vegetables for a prize
When now you have a party
Your neighbours don't realize

You struggle to untangle yourself
When your legs are crossed
You often say “nowadays”… and then tell folk
What a loaf of bread used to cost

You have heated arguments about pension plans
And play dominoes in the bar
When you light the candles on your birthday cake,
A circle of campers sing "Kumbaya."

40th Birthday Rhymes to stand alone or combined to form a speech

But enough, we should end here
No more should be said
We’re conscious that at your age
It’ll soon be time for bed

A very happy birthday (Steve)
We’ve stretched the truth, nay, we’ve lied
We just couldn’t have insulted you any more
But believe us mate, we tried


Jon Bratton 2008
(Sentiments by others put to rhyme by me)



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