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Happy 30th Birthday
Yes, you've reached the Big Three-O
Fortunately, you have good genes
So, it really doesn't show
Unfortunately, you have good lie detector genes
So you've seen through my little ruse
So today, do what any self respecting ageing hipster would do
And hit the booze!
Enjoy your glorious 30th.
Jon Bratton © 2013
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Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler.
Just remember once you are over the hill you pick up speed. Charles Schulz
At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
Author Unknown
It's only natural to become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talk and hold in your stomach at the same time!
This free online printable 30th Birthday Card Verses, Poems, Quotes page brings you the best short funny and inspirational poetry wishes for greetings cards, speeches or posters
As this birthday is a special milestone and represent the passing of a 'getting old' threshold the poems, verses are often longer, more personalized and even take the form of a speech/eulogy or scroll
Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional!
Happy Birthday (and keep acting your shoe size)
Today, you are Thirty
I'm about to be rude
It's the law, I'm obliged
To abuse an ancient dude
Today, do try to act wild
You're in the Last Chance Saloon
Middle Age is approaching
It'll arrive, surprisingly soon
So, party hearty
All the best, Good Buddy
Tomorrow's soon enough
To be all middle-aged and fuddy-duddy
Jon Bratton © 2013
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Today, you are thirty
Pretty and perty
Extremely flirty
And quite a lot dirty
So, let's put on slap
Make some noise
Hit the town
And wow some boys!
We know how to party!
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton © 2013
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