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Happy 30th Birthday
Yes, you've reached the Big Three-O
Fortunately, you have good genes
So, it really doesn't show

Unfortunately, you have good lie detector genes
So you've seen through my little ruse
So today, do what any self respecting ageing hipster would do
And hit the booze!

Enjoy your glorious 30th.

Jon Bratton © 2013


Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Georges Clemenceau

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
Robert Frost

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen

After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
Bette Midler.

Just remember once you are over the hill you pick up speed.  Charles Schulz 

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
 Author Unknown 

It's only natural to become quieter as we grow older...
It's not easy to talk and hold in your stomach at the same time! 

This free online printable 30th Birthday Card Verses, Poems, Quotes page brings you the best short funny and inspirational poetry wishes for greetings cards, speeches or posters

As this birthday is a special milestone and represent the passing of a 'getting old' threshold the poems, verses are often longer, more personalized and even take the form of a speech/eulogy or scroll

Growing old is mandatory... Growing up is optional!

Happy Birthday (and keep acting your shoe size) 

Today, you are Thirty
I'm about to be rude
It's the law, I'm obliged
To abuse an ancient dude

Today, do try to act wild
You're in the Last Chance Saloon
Middle Age is approaching
It'll arrive, surprisingly soon

So, party hearty 
All the best, Good Buddy
Tomorrow's soon enough
To be all middle-aged and fuddy-duddy

Jon Bratton © 2013


Today, you are thirty
Pretty and perty
Extremely flirty
And quite a lot dirty

So, let's put on slap
Make some noise
Hit the town
And wow some boys!

We know how to party!
Happy Birthday

Jon Bratton © 2013

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