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18th Birthday Messages
From morning till night
may your birthday be bright
and nicer than ever before..
and as years come and go
may your happiness grow 
fulfilling your dreams even more.

©  B P & Q

Many happy returns - exchange your gifts for something you actually want.

©  B P & Q

These are adaptable and so are the other special B'day poems so enjoy the taster and get celebrating, partying and have a great time. Eighteen! The in between the 16th and the 21st birthdays but in some cultures it is the 18th when adulthood is upon them.These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose. 

Money's tight,
Times are hard,
Here's your friggin birthday card.
But I now can buy you a pint legally!
ooops! Did I say that out loud?

© B P & Q

Let's celebrate your birthday.
Let's drink 'til we fall over.
Let's try not to think about
Tomorrow's big hangover.

© B P & Q

May your birthday bring
All the things you like best
And may the coming year
Be your happiest

© B P & Q

Happy 18th Birthday
Tomorrow, you'll be a sight
After drinking what you've been drinking
 For the past two years. Right?

But do enjoy your first legal drink

© B P & Q

Tonight, all the focus will be on you - it’s just as well because you won’t be able to focus on anything.

© B P & Q

You used to dream of this day 
Your big 18th birthday 
Now we know it was just an excuse 
To get the keys and drive away 
We're your parents though and we know where to go 
We'll find you at the mall sorting out your birthday haul
So why don't we cut to the chase 
Home may be your birthplace 
But the mall is your real space 
Go ahead and take this card 
Far from your home's front yard 
Give your friends a call 
Tell them to meet you at the mall 
You're eighteen near the end of a a tween 
Time to be free 
Go enjoy your shopping spree 

© B P & Q




more 18th Birthday Messages


We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped 
on our butt ... then things get worse. So get
ready for the ride of your life!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!

©  B P & Q

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A great person was born on your birthday - YOU!
ENJOY!

© B P & Q

If you spend your 18th birthday
Waving your arms and jumping up and down
Testiculating will be just what you are doing
That is waving your arms and talking bollocks.

©  B P & Q

I wish you happiness and joy in life and many more birthdays to bring you delight.

©  B P & Q

Eighteen today, your teens are nearly gone
So use them wisely and wear them out
Dancing the whole night and sleeping through the day
Fun, fun and more fun of that there is no doubt!

©  B P & Q

U only have 1 birthday a year - so party hearty

©  B P & Q

You've reached your 18th Birthday
And now it's time to think
Of plucking up your courage
And tasting your first drink
It might seem quite unpleasant
And rather strange at first
But soon you'll find that drinking
Has nowt to do with thirst
And when you've made the breakthrough
you'll probably discover
The side effects are wonderful
And you will want another
So get your bevvy ordered
It's glasses raised and "Cheers"
And now, at last, you can admit
You've been doing it For Years!!
Oswald

©  B P & Q

* 18th Birthday Messages *

Oh to be 18 again
Trust me you will say those words
The best ever time of your life
The best music you've ever heard

Energy to play with
To stay up all night and day
And even come back for more
So have a very Happy 18th Birthday!

© B P & Q

Let's celebrate your birthday.
Let's drink 'til we fall over.
Let's try not to think about
Tomorrow's big hangover.

© B P & Q

Happy Birthday" means much more
Than have a happy day.
Within these words lie lots of things
I never get to say.

It means I love you first of all,
Then thanks for all you do.
It means you mean a lot to me,
And that I'm proud of you.

But most of all, I guess it means
That I am thinking of
Your happiness on this, your day,
With pleasure and with love.

© B P & Q

18th Birthday Messages

© B P & Q

So you need the key of the door
Today's the day for you;
We wish you all the very best
And now we present to you.

The key that will let you in
The one you've waited for
So Mom and Dad don't have to wait
Up all night for you anymore.

To celebrate this golden hour
We got one cut especially
With happy birthday written on
Your 18th birthday golden key!

© B P & Q

"I'm eighteen today!
Eighteen today! 
I've got the key of the door! 
Never been 18 years old before! 
And father says I can do what I like! 
So shout Hip-hip-hooray! 
I'm a jolly good fellow, 
18 years old today."

© B P & Q

Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
So Happy Very Special 18th Birthday!!

© B P & Q

If you don't feel any different
And you want to wonder why
It's only because every 24hours
Always rushes by!

It goes by so quickly
There's not a lot of time to do
All the things we think about
So enjoy and have a good day,DO!!!

© B P & Q

18th Birthday Messages

One day you'll have the key
To your very own front door;
But that will mean that you my son
Won't be coming here no more.

So get saving up for that
Starter home you want
We can't wait forever 
This freedom that you taunt.

You said you were going
When you were seventeen;
Then every year since then
So what one did you mean?

Have a good one, lets celebrate
The special twenty-one;
We love you really you know we do
With birthday wishes in the millions!

© B P & Q

The lazy person's gift
Is cash stuck in a card
It's what a person does
Who doesn't try very hard.

But I thought long and hard
I pondered day and night
Sweated that I'd get it wrong
Knowing you'd get it right.

You'd pick the perfect gift for you
That's when this thought came in a flash
This is not just cash I'm giving you
It's a thoughtful person's cash.

Jon Bratton © 2007

© B P & Q


18th Birthday Messages

Your 18th BIRTHDAY!

Your coming of age!
In life's golden book
An exciting new page.
You're older than you look
Such wonderous joys
May it bring into view
When you're out with the boys
Take your ID with you

© B P & Q



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