18th Birthday Messages

18th Birthday Messages are adaptable and so are the other special B'day poems so enjoy the taster and get celebrating, partying and have a great time. Eighteen! The in between the 16th and the 21st birthdays but in some cultures it is the 18th when adulthood is upon them.These are free for you to use for non commercial purpose.

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From morning till night
may your birthday be bright
and nicer than ever before..
and as years come and go
may your happiness grow
fulfilling your dreams even more.

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Many happy returns - exchange your gifts for something you actually want.

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Money's tight,
Times are hard,
Here's your friggin birthday card.
But I now can buy you a pint legally!
ooops! Did I say that out loud?

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Let's celebrate your birthday.
Let's drink 'til we fall over.
Let's try not to think about
Tomorrow's big hangover.

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May your birthday bring
All the things you like best
And may the coming year
Be your happiest

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Tonight, all the focus will be on you - it’s just as well because you won’t be able to focus on anything.

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You used to dream of this day
Your big 18th birthday
Now we know it was just an excuse
To get the keys and drive away
We're your parents though and we know where to go
We'll find you at the mall sorting out your birthday haul
So why don't we cut to the chase
Home may be your birthplace
But the mall is your real space
Go ahead and take this card
Far from your home's front yard
Give your friends a call
Tell them to meet you at the mall
You're eighteen near the end of a a tween
Time to be free
Go enjoy your shopping spree

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18th Birthday Messages

We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped
on our butt ... then things get worse. So get
ready for the ride of your life!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!

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A great person was born on your birthday - YOU!
ENJOY!

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If you spend your 18th birthday
Waving your arms and jumping up and down
Testiculating will be just what you are doing
That is waving your arms and talking bollocks.

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I wish you happiness and joy in life and many more birthdays to bring you delight.

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